The Man-Bag And It's Many Uses...

Frankly, I don't know how you can function without one ?

The other day, Bob went to fix a computer in the village school and he heard one of the kids shout: " Hey, there's Bob and his man-bag ". Bob is still trying to decide if he should take it as a compliment or not.

Luckily the fashion has sort of turned in favour of men and their many bits of
paraphernalia ( Cigarettes, matches, keys, wallet, snack..the list is endless ). If your man hasn't got a pair of " Bear Grylls " trousers yet, why not ? Pockets seem to do the trick. But of course that's not enough.

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Fashion designers really are pushing men towards man-bags. Have you seen those ridiculously low pants, that everyone is wearing ? Thank goodness the trend goes along with wearing a well-covering pair of undies ! Geez-a-lou, some of those pants are almost dangling around the knees. How do they walk or rather waddle in them ? This takes builders-butt to another level entirely.

So naturally gravity takes hold, and having bits and bobs in your trouser pockets tends to really threaten the eyesight of the public ! There is really no other way. The man-bag is a must have.

As soon as Bob got one, even my life got easier. Gosh, I can't remember how often I heard :
" Schatzi, won't you put my wallet in your bag ? ". Oh yes, before the man-bag it used to be the Hand-bag. My one shoulder still aches from carrying a double load...oh I admit that is a bit of a self-pity violin moment !

Another great use of the man-bag is of course the many hidden objects it can hold. Take the lunch-box for example. Before the man-bag, Bob would never take one; " I am not in school anymore ". Really Bob, it's not a Superman lunchbox.

But what can you do. Ah, the joys of married life.

Biggi